exai:

i no longer respect the hustle i want universal basic income and dignity for everyone

heavenhold:

“alone”

pros: alone 

cons: alone

beyoncescock:

is it just me or does anyone else also hoard clothes, bags, shoes and make up (like lipsticks and eyeshadow palettes) but only ends up using the same 3 things???

vanillacreek:

okay but waking up in the middle of the night to soft rain and knowing you’ve got hours to sleep, when you’re toasty warm and comfortable and sleep has made you forget all your worries and you go back to sleep feeling as content as ever.

serialkilersx:

why is this me

noooknokk:

U ever juss wanna hide ur face in someone’s neck and sleep?

user03192269:

sqvalors:

attentiondeficitstarscream:

replacing curses in sentences with harmless words like heck and then sometimes even censoring heck to “h*ck” is a good meme but an even better one would be, like, censoring the wrong word in a sentence entirely. example:

go fuck yours*lf

example A

national-shitpost-registry:

builtfjordtuff:

one-pearl-point:

jennilah:

jennilah:

jennilah:

jennilah:

jennilah:

jennilah:

jennilah:

went to see if my late package maybe showed up without being scanned

but the post man yesterday said it would be here at ooooooooooone

is 9…………. post office closing time…….  no pkg……………………………………………………… >:C

well at least i can skip my post office visit tomorrow

i mean what did i expect really

a package?

too unrealistic

amazon sent me a replacement for my lost package and it “arrived” today

omg she recognized me immediately and got nervous with me while checking the system using my name

she was just as distraught as me when it turned up “arriving tomorrow” again but then she had another idea

mail is dumb

The mail lady saying “NO. I REFUSE to say it again” was more climactic than the Braveheart speech.

oh my gosh, op’s bio says “The package was a laptop” which gives SUCH a new perspective

bebx:

Tom Holland after someone leaked the trailer

khayriya:

thinking about this

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